salt lake city

the funniest nickname for a vagina!

"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"

by salt lake city enjoyer November 7, 2021

salt lake stream engine

Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site

After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine

by Srwat December 23, 2024

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Real Salt Lake

An MLS team (Major League Soccer) team based in the Sandy neighborhood of Salt Lake City, UT. They first joined MLS as an expansion team in the 2005 season. The first goal in the team's history was scored by Jason Kreis against the LA Galaxy. In 2007, he was asked by owner Dave Checketts to retire and be the head coach of the team. They opened their new stadium (Rio Tinto Stadium in Sandy Utah) on October 9, 2008. In 2009, RSL beats the Colorado Rapids 3-0 to clinch a playoff birth. They upset the Colombus Crew in the Easter Conference semifinals 4-2 and the Chicago Fire 0-0 (5-4 on penalties) in the finals. They then play the LA Galaxy in the MLS cup final. The match took place at Qwest Field (now known as Lumen Field home of the Seattle Seahawks and the Seattle Sounders FC) on November 22, 2009. Mike Magee scores early for the Galaxy but in the second half, Robbie Findley scores for RSL to tie. The match continues through OT to a penalty kick shootout. Robbie Russell scores the game winning penalty causing RSL to win 5-4 on penalties. They also made an appearance at the 2013 MLS cup final at Sporting Kansas City but lost in penalties

Guy #1: Did you see Real Salt Lake upset the LA Galaxy last night?
Guy#2: I was blown away

Guy#1: Yeah I'm sure Nick Rimando's back still hurts from carrying the team

by bmhorton March 9, 2021

Real Salt Lake

A Major League Soccer club based in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy, Utah. Nicknamed "RSL", the club at first got a lot of criticism because they were very bad and had an un-American name. However, it dwindled down after the won the Cup title in 2009 and excelled in the CONCACAF Champions League.

Colorado Rapids Fan: We won the MLS Cup '10!!!

Real Salt Lake: Psh, took you 15 years! Took us only five!

by jonnigga November 30, 2010

The Salt Lake Sneak Attack

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)

Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"

by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008

Great Salt Lake

Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.

Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.

by qroberts May 22, 2008