Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people.
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
by Freddos R Better When Cheaper February 28, 2011
Get the Saffron Walden mug.Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.
"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
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A “youtuber” with a personality as fake as her hair colour. Likes to roll her eyes a lot and LAVSSS to be one fake bitch teehee
by Tanishaaaaaa January 12, 2019
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Get the Saffron mug.Those called a 'Safrin' are usually considered to be either a bitch or douche. They also usually pick on those smaller than themselves by making sarcastic and snide remarks.
by Samintanfer July 21, 2006
Get the Safrin mug.A handsome guy, with the most beautiful eyes to gaze and has a very beautiful voice. He has a big, big heart and a very wise brain. He helps everyone in need and always respects others. He has a very charming personality and pretty face. People often drool and find him cute.
He is a goofball and perfect. He gets what he longs for and is very innovative. He loves his other half. He loves to act childish in front of her and show his cuteness, which she is very fond of, as he loves getting treated like a baby, eventhough he acts mature in front of others.
He has a lot of friends and he is loved by all. He loves to express his love and has a very caring side. And has a very soft heart.
He is good at many things like, beatboxing, percussion, drumming, playing various instruments, mechanics and what not. He loves to make others happy, he is the most charming man. He is loved by one and all.
HE IS HELL CUTE, WORTH FOR GIRLS TO FALL IN LOVE.
He is a goofball and perfect. He gets what he longs for and is very innovative. He loves his other half. He loves to act childish in front of her and show his cuteness, which she is very fond of, as he loves getting treated like a baby, eventhough he acts mature in front of others.
He has a lot of friends and he is loved by all. He loves to express his love and has a very caring side. And has a very soft heart.
He is good at many things like, beatboxing, percussion, drumming, playing various instruments, mechanics and what not. He loves to make others happy, he is the most charming man. He is loved by one and all.
HE IS HELL CUTE, WORTH FOR GIRLS TO FALL IN LOVE.
XYZ- Hey saffron, how're you?
Saffron- I'm fine. What about you?
XYZ-ILOVEYOU!
Saffron- (STARTLED)
XYZ-I DO
Saffron- *~*
XYZ- WE ARE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT?
Saffron- Yooo! Forever.❤
Saffron- I'm fine. What about you?
XYZ-ILOVEYOU!
Saffron- (STARTLED)
XYZ-I DO
Saffron- *~*
XYZ- WE ARE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT?
Saffron- Yooo! Forever.❤
by Oala bear July 7, 2019
Get the Saffron mug.A large town in the Uttlesford district of Essex. Possibly one of the nicest towns in Essex, however you do get one or two chavs in some parts of the town.
Saffron Walden has a mixture of people, many of whom are old, others are younger, especially the super hot girls who always go to Weatherspoons. It is also near Cambridge, so the people are respectable. It is a wonderful little town
It has a number of places to visit:
Audley End House - A famous English Heritage property that is often on the front cover of their handbook. Recommended fr the under 8s and 50+
The Common - A field of grass with an ancient maze on it. There is also a play area. At Bonfire Night, a quite large fireworks display is held there.
Bridge End Gardens - A garden with a bridge. Admittedly, it could be a number of bridges, but I would opt for the one on Bridge Street (however the river does then go into a culvert, so only one side is a bridge really).
The Museum - A collection of old stuff
The Church - It's big
Saffron Walden has a mixture of people, many of whom are old, others are younger, especially the super hot girls who always go to Weatherspoons. It is also near Cambridge, so the people are respectable. It is a wonderful little town
It has a number of places to visit:
Audley End House - A famous English Heritage property that is often on the front cover of their handbook. Recommended fr the under 8s and 50+
The Common - A field of grass with an ancient maze on it. There is also a play area. At Bonfire Night, a quite large fireworks display is held there.
Bridge End Gardens - A garden with a bridge. Admittedly, it could be a number of bridges, but I would opt for the one on Bridge Street (however the river does then go into a culvert, so only one side is a bridge really).
The Museum - A collection of old stuff
The Church - It's big
Person A: "Where did you go on the weekend?"
Person B: "I went to Saffron Walden - we made a day of it!"
Person B: "I went to Saffron Walden - we made a day of it!"
by EssexM8 December 21, 2013
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