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Toon Swoon

The state of being enamored with an MMORPG non-player character, particularly romance-able NPC's.
"I can't wait to log in to Star Wars: The Old Republic to see if Corso Riggs has anything flirty to say to my smuggler character! What can I say, I've got the Toon Swoon for him."
by kitschicat June 10, 2012
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dude-swoon

Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.
Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.
by triphx December 7, 2012
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mid-swoon

The reaction that famous people have when meeting Justin Trudeau
Ivanka Trump was caught mid-swoon while meeting oh-so-hot Justin Trudeau
by Fabsound1984 February 26, 2017
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prune swoon

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Va va Swoon

Describes a complexity of attraction involving romance and lust.
That sexy beast in the next cube row is brains and brain. Quintessential Va Va Swoon.
by Kiki VonBacon February 26, 2025
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.
Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.
by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018
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