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by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011
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Nanny: "Are you sure you weren't skoodilypooping?"
Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, my date was awesome"
Nerdfighter 2: "Did you guys skoodilypoop?"
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Nerdfighter 2: "Sweet. DFTBA!"
Nanny: "Are you sure you weren't skoodilypooping?"
Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, my date was awesome"
Nerdfighter 2: "Did you guys skoodilypoop?"
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Also could be known as turtlenecking
Also could be known as turtlenecking
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Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.
Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.
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When all the girls see him they get boners
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And he’s an expert cheater in exams , he helped Abdullah Haffejee crack the Afrikaanse paper
When all the girls see him they get boners
He is a cute mean bad boy
He’s smart and knows how to handle the girls well
And he’s an expert cheater in exams , he helped Abdullah Haffejee crack the Afrikaanse paper
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