swipe

Toilet paper. Shortening of "arsewipe" (UK) or "asswipe" (US)

Fuck, there's no swipe left in the bathroom again. Damn, I'm gonna have to use my underwear.

by Pengio August 26, 2004

)|( SWIPE!

SWIPE! is the newest internet slang, in the vein of pwned, lolz, or owned. It symbolizes the "swiping" of a credit card or other phallic object between a lady's (or man's!) titties or booty.

Oh Shit ho! you just got a )|( SWIPE!

by Nickyhoobyyayaya September 16, 2008

swipe

when you wipe your little finger over your sweaty ass crack then run it over there top lip, in a similar way to a dirty sanchez.

"eeew harry just swiped me and now all i can smell is his shit"

by swipeaholic November 12, 2004

swipe

When you take the sweat off your balls and wipe it on somebody's face.

Man its hot im going to swipe you.

by Vahue July 23, 2005

The Swipe

First Perform The Hotdog In A Bun, Then Have The Female Slowly Stand Until The Male's Erection "Swipes" Her Vagina

Man 1: Man, I Swiped My Wife Last Night.
Man 2: Your So Lucky, I Only Got To The Hotdog In A Bun, If Only I Could Get Her To Try The Swipe...

by GreyHyde December 25, 2010

Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit

Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?

by Derek August 31, 2004

swipe

to take a persons virginity

"he definitely swiped her v card last night"

"was that the guy who swiped you?"

"i got swiped on a bathroom floor when i was 13"

"oh shit ho! you just got swiped"

by Monica Lewinsky III April 17, 2007