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Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013
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Saahas

A hot guy. With bulging muscles you just want to squeeze and a big nice personality. I wish I could go out with him. He is very nice and caring and will listen to your problems! When you find a Saahas you luckiest person in the world!
Myra: I wish I could go out with Saahas!
Kate: I know he's so nice!

Myra: I wish he wasn't going out with someone!
by ICYBAWSS December 13, 2018
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Swahzay

pronounced SW-AWE-ZAY.....ghetto slang for sweet or awesome. Used to say something was sweet with an elegant touch.
man that Rolls Royce was sweet...

Yea, it was pretty "Swahzay"
by Brutu$ October 15, 2009
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swaghetti

Pasta that is high in swagginess. You should only order this if you have extreme swag.
Nee! This pasta is total crapola! eh? Get me some swaghetti you jerk bastardo!
by Wannabeapasta October 2, 2014
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Swabhimaan

Rare name heard for a Hindu boy.
As the name suggests, he is full of pride.
Getting maturity at a young age, he is a man from whom people learn and grow.
Loves his partner beyond any limits.
He is often fun to be around, and people love his company.

Extremely childish face but highly matured.
Swabhimaan is everyone's favourite.
by immaritika June 14, 2019
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swah lah

A phrase used meaning “sweet as lad” used a term of a proven net of a plan or other friendly activities. An addition to “swas”
Patrick: “you wanna get some food then watch a movie
Alex: “swah lah”
by Ameyer450 September 30, 2020
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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
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