Jesus with suspenders!

An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.

"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"

by gid13 May 11, 2009

snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

Susbender

A word used for a white dude with suspenders that can turn any man gay

jimmy overthere is a Susbender

by tommybutterstein July 19, 2021

Susgender

Someone who prefers suspenders of belts

While working on the job I'm exclusively susgender

by Cubim May 14, 2019

Netflix Suspense

A feeling of uncertainty and anxiety that arises when Netflix abruptly pauses to buffer.

When tenth episode of the forth season of Buffy suddenly paused, Katie suffered a severe of Netflix suspense.

by DrDugong January 2, 2012

Suspenders

The straps hanging from a suspender belt that hold up a girl's stockings. More commonly used term in England. There are usually 2, 4, or 6 suspenders with 4 and 6 being the most common.

I saw a girl trying on shoes the other day and got a fantastic view up her skirt. My cock got an instant hard on when I saw she was wearing stockings and suspenders.

by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009

spended

Another term for "spent, but is crappy in grammar.

I spended $6.00 on milk at Wal-Mart.

by forsomereason July 3, 2011