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Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.
Dick Stubig was angry last night.
by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004
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senior stubble

when seniors (specifically in high school) will grow just a little bit of a beard. this is to show off that they are mature enough to grow part of a beard.
kevin: "you gonna shave today?"
andy: "naww, i'm working on my senior stubble."
by misssunshine2523 February 25, 2009
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cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
by The fictionary June 24, 2014
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stubble burn

The removal of female facial skin due to vigerous kissing with a guy with a lot of stubble. Seen by some as a badge of honor, courage, and committment.
After hours of mackin' on that dude at the movies, Berin got herself a little case of stubble burn.
by bartlebee October 10, 2005
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Stubborn

I will not let other people's opinion influence mine.
I told her that crystal meth was not good for her, but she wanted to find out on her own; she is so stubborn.
by Johnathan Wilson Perez June 15, 2017
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Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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