Stretch

English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual

"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?

by Bills Aloud April 4, 2007

The Stretch

A somewhat difficult sexual position that is pleasing for both partners. The girl (or guy, in a gay couple) lays on her back and folds her body in such a way that her feet are placed behind her head. For additional fun, she could also have her hands bound behind her back. Then, the guy penetrates either or both of her holes from the front.

My girlfriend is so flexible that she can do The Stretch when we fuck, it's amazing!

by MaxxysSammich March 18, 2011

Stretch

An English nickname for a vagrant; typically a beggar or social parasite with irritating qualities.

What a stretch

by Roy Munson October 6, 2003

stretch

An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.

Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004

Stretch

To hit someone in the back of their head.

DeMario: Ay that mane just took your phone.
Travis: Hell nah, Jeremy go stretch his shit!
Jeremy: Ight, say less!

by Memphis Terms October 29, 2019

The Stretch

A term used to describe something awesome or cool, or to say that something (any noun or proper noun) is lit or great.

Have you ever gone to Goodwill?
Yeah bro, that place is the stretch!!

by SporeBby July 27, 2019

Stretch

Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.

Stretch has no ass! Its not there!

by Bob April 5, 2005