strangle the serpant

for a man to masturbate; to jack off

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.

by sex.slave April 17, 2009

Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.

In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! April 12, 2009

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight

"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.

by Rorynator May 21, 2017

Strangle-Ass

The physical effects you feel when you consume too much cheese.

I shouldn’t have gotten extra cheese on that pizza for christ sakes, it always gives me strangle-ass.

by Phil Smith Caswell March 17, 2023

Strangling a Darky

taking a huge shit.

Tom: "Why were you taking to long in the bathrooms?"
John: "Strangling a Darky sorry!"

by KathrynPedo December 25, 2011