someone that defends the company they work for EVEN when it’s in the wrong, mostly used for employees who keep on giving non-solutions and non-answers instead of admitting that the company they work for is garbage son of garbage and that there’s no solution for the problem you found in their product/service.
For example, Apple employees who say that Apple slows down your iPhone with new updates just to “reserve battery life” instead of saying that they’re tryna make you feel that your iPhone is old to trick you to buy the next iPhone.
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
by Mans-mans May 19, 2020
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by Augie September 7, 2003
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The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011
Get the Store Sock mug.a person or group of people who frequently visit the Gas/Gro to stock up on food, snacks and other unnecessary items that you may need later
the store-going comes first and the adventure follows. You never know what you'll need to be ready for
the store-going comes first and the adventure follows. You never know what you'll need to be ready for
conversation between wallace auden & adam about auden's shopping habits while at the gas/gro
wallace: "who can come to the gas/gro and only buy one thing?"
adam: "well, she's not from around here"
wallace: "this is true, no offense, it's just we're-"
auden: "store-goers"
adam: "exactly"
wallace: "who can come to the gas/gro and only buy one thing?"
adam: "well, she's not from around here"
wallace: "this is true, no offense, it's just we're-"
auden: "store-goers"
adam: "exactly"
by store-goer #1 February 21, 2011
Get the store-goer mug.A statement said in an attempt to appear witty or clever, but that has been overused to the point of having exactly the opposite effect
Tom - I graduated from an American high school, so I don't know what it's like over here.
Mark - Wow, you got all the way through it without getting shot?
Tom - What a store remark.
Mark - Wow, you got all the way through it without getting shot?
Tom - What a store remark.
by MatureIndividual February 26, 2020
Get the Store remark mug.Used in contrast to 'So Hot' to refer to someone who's 'sexy' look is completely dependent on their cash flow and mindless fad following as opposed to being authentically and naturally gorgeous. Often 'Store Bought' individuals are attempting to mimic whichever celebrity is popular at the moment. Some of these celebrities are also 'Store Bought'
by Anno Nemus September 15, 2009
Get the Store Bought mug.1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
by THE DCT November 10, 2004
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