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Get the Snitches get stitches mug.In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
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Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.
by oracle March 12, 2004
Get the bum stitches mug.If you know who Steve Stitches aka Steve, you’d be lucky to know the greatest man alive. He has a tough and confident exterior and is beyond handsome. But once you earn his trust, he will be in your corner for life. He isn’t someone you would ever want to cross, because he will remind you he won’t accept less. He stands up for his values and has the best judge of character I’ve ever seen. He is protective, respectful, loves deep, and is the most selfless, genuine, and loyal man I’ve ever met. He is AMAZING in bed and makes his woman feel so safe and secure while also the most loved and sexy person in the world. His Harley and the love for her is so pure and sexy that you’ll want to buy your own in no time and become obsessed with going every there’re on the back while holding on tight. I have learned time and time again that I can trust his gut instinct more than I can trust my own. I’ve is the best dad a kid could ask for and would do anything in his power to make them and any kid feel loved. He’s got a mouth of a sailor and his sense of humor is the dry, dorky, and hilarious. He is hands down the most amazing man I have ever met, he’s not for the weak because he loves talking shit. Im legit the luckiest girl in the world to call this gem of a man mine. I wish the people in his lives saw the true, kind hearted man he is deep down. He is no push over and won’t take shit but you’ll never feel so loved by anyone in your life.
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Get the Steve stitches mug.by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013
Get the bitches give me stitches mug.Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).
Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.
The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.
The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
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