Stilt Mite

Oregon, regional: Slang term for the "Opiliones" or "Hadrobunus Grandis" known more commonly as the"Daddy long legs".

The tool shed was crawling with stilt mites.

by Buster Magnum February 21, 2016

Fat girl stilt

When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.

I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 26, 2022

gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.

Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!

by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021

Guilt Stilts

The clear lucite heels a dancer annoyingly smashes together in front of your face or upon the stage floor.

Damn, that girl is really workin' the guilt stilts tonight.

by Fist Dixon June 11, 2017

Spicy stilts

When your gym teacher whips out bucket stilts, but you get the only non-broken ones.

“Hey johnny, your so lucky, you got the spicy stilts!”

by cjboss! April 11, 2019