Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.

Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.

by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009

stevert

Norwegian for Boner or erection, established in the late 1800s

I was sailing in the ocean when i noticed i had a raging stevert and asked my friend to give me a special gift

by gijoe532005 January 3, 2008

Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend

Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?

by Limpemall August 13, 2016

Tijuana Steamer Bean

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Steer you wrong

01: To give misleading instructions to you.
02: To direct you in the wrong way (not always intentionally).

Don't steer anybody wrong and expect nothing to happen.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 31, 2005