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Stagamer

Mix of the term stagnate and gamer.

The stagamer likes his games the way he likes his brain, cold and dead. Nothing new added or removed.

You'll see a lot of stagamers on steam discussions. They will always find a way to make even the best community suggestions for a game sound like a terrible idea, and nothing can convince them otherwise.

They don't care if the devs themselves add in any features, but they love to find flaws with suggestions from the players.

Most of them are narcissistic and/or toxic.

If you have a cool idea for a game being developed and want to talk about it with other players, be ready for a stagamer to pop up. They WILL be there to ruin your idea.

It doesn't matter how much you try to adjust youe suggestion to fit their criticism. They will always think your idea is trash. There is nothing you can do.
*On steam discussions for a small indie game*

Gamer: "I think it would be neat if you added in a shotgun into this game! It would help it grow and attract more players!"

Stagamer: "No! Shotguns are TERRIBLE and ruin the game!"

Gamer: "Oh, well I also thought perhaps an ak47 could be added i-"

Stagamer: "NO. It's way too powerful!"

Gamer: "But I haven't even said what stats this stuff will have ye-"

Stagamer: "NO. YOUR IDEAS ARE TERRIBLE. THIS GAME IS PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS AND SHOULD NEVER BE CHANGED."

*1 Week later...*

*Developer ads in shorgun and ak47*

Stagamer: "Wow! Great idea! This game sucked beforehand!"
by Anonymousmobster February 16, 2021
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Stargazing

To sneak away from a group (usually at night), to commence a crazy make-out session. 'Stargazing' usually occurs with another individual, though solo macking sessions have been known to occur. These individual stargazing excursions are generally discouraged and seen as anti-social.
Mary: "Chrissy where did you go last night, we were waiting for you."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."
by Mangofatdoody November 3, 2010
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star-gazer

Another word for prostitute,was used by Irish immigrants during the great potato famine in New York.
(Reiley) Aye Bill, she be real star-gazer, eh?
(Mortemer) Aye, that she is Joe, that she is...
by Tim Pilcher October 18, 2005
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Star-Gazer

Somebody who is very beautiful on both the inside and the outside.
My wife is one hell of a star-gazer.
by William Horus May 11, 2018
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Stargrazeful

Star, because they are amazing. Gra, for grace or graceful. Ze for gaze as in gazing at the stars. Ful, as in beautiful.
Wow, Kaitlyn is really stargrazeful.
by GraceLewis May 28, 2020
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Stargazin

The act of massaging a girls ass to see her asshole repeatedly.
Guy: Baby Can I do some StarGazin while
Female: Sure
Guy: Well Bend Over!!!
by WillESmashem January 25, 2020
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ozone stargazing

while titty humping some bitch backwards, so that your anus is in the vacinity of her mouth. as you are about to reach climax, proceed to punch her in the stomach and simultaneously release fecal matter directly into her mouth.
i was out with Gina Lord and we were getting pie-eyed at Frank's house. She got so shnockered that i convinced her to let me titty fuck her. she asked me what i was doing facing that way and i said, "nothing but you are ozone stargazing!" and then i dropped huge anchor in her face.
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