Standard

the large, frequently erect uppermost petal of a papilionaceous flower.

The bee buzzed happily, attracted by the vibrant colors of the pea flower's standard petal.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

standard

one of the inner petals of an iris flower, frequently erect.

The bright yellow standard stood tall above the downward-curving falls of the iris flower.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Standard Andy

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.

A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****

by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020

standard gandhi

When something is exceptional. Just like Gandhi. The Standard Gandhi

That beer was the standard gandhi.

It was the best day of my life - standard Gandhi

by The dragon (w/ defn. article) January 21, 2012

Standard Boozing

Widely accepted as being a massive lash-up in which serious and possibly unacceptable amounts of alcohol are consumed; almost always for the enjoyment of others and in most (but not all) cases, the consumer themselves.

A) "This night looks like it has potential to be raucous. Standard boozing is in order to keep the night in check."

B) 'John': "Plans for this evening?"
'Tim': "Standard boozing"

by lashdog March 31, 2013

Standard Issue Cat

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short

I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!

by Nullingo June 15, 2022

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005