Squirt

Piss flap sauced

Once I pulled out, that's when she squirted all over my hard, throbbing cock.

by Butthole5 May 7, 2017

squirt

when a female ejects out cum out of her pussy and makes uncomfortable noises such as; ouch papi, yeah right there, yeah don't be lazy, calm yourself don't act like an animal.

achmed was trying to have fun but things got dangerously out of hand, so she was squirting all over his moms room.

by achmed911 December 1, 2011

Squirt

The favorite drink of the one, Harry Potter.

Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.

Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.

by DeadWizardGod August 18, 2011

Squirting

When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.

"Bitch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun."

by jess and jen January 27, 2010

squirt

To cum, female or male.

Oh! Ohhhhhh! Pull my rod a little faster! Uhhhhhhh! I'm gonna squirt!

by pentozali June 5, 2011

squirt

a small person. best used on people younger than you

hey, shut up squirt!

by KD June 9, 2003

Squirt

A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation

“Hey bro, have you left your house yet?”

“Yeah man. I’m just a squirt away”

by TherealcaptnJAC July 12, 2020