squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 03, 2003

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 03, 2013

Squinched

Squinched is another word for 'fucked'. Basically the point where you are either too high or drunk to much about anything. A lovley place to be

'Let's get squinched'

by kinnn November 05, 2009

Squinch

When a person gets tattooed by their "tattoo artist" friend and it looks like a squished spider

Amy: "Hey girl check out my new tattoo... I just got it!"
J: "Oh that's nice but uh what is it?"
Amy: "A Flower!"
J: "Homegirl thats a squinch"

by thecokeinourstars January 14, 2018

Squinch

A term used against someone who’s being annoying or you just don’t like them.

:You’re a squinch.
:Stop being a squinch.

:Go away from me squinch

by January 20, 2021

squinches

square inches

this doghouse is 36 squinches

by doin.yourmom December 12, 2021

Squinch

the involuntary clenching of an anus or genitalia due to excitement fear or arousal

whoa dude that chick is so hot she made me squinch

by Big daddy doom March 29, 2016