Celery Spout

When you need to drain the cum from someone’s bum. Stick a stalk of celery up the bum and watch it pour slowly out like a maple tree.

You look like you need a celery spout, honey.

by MackyD-FD March 31, 2022

Dirt Spout

Where the shit comes out of your ass. Aka known as some peoples mouth's.

George's dirt spout never shuts up. He's always talking.
Harry is such a dirt spout

by Samantha Powers January 27, 2018

Water Spout

A natural occurrence that takes place when clouds get unnecessarily thirsty. The clouds create their own "straw" and begin sucking up water from the nearest large body of water. It closely resembles a tornado.

Person 1: "Dude, is that a tornado over the ocean?"

Person 2: "No, its a Water Spout. The clouds are just thirsty"

Person 1: "Oh"

by Hey, Its my pseudonym! July 10, 2011

clean spout

Untraceable handgun

She had a clean spout in her purse

by RadiKS December 8, 2002

The Water Spout

The act of inserting a straw into your lover's ass and then blowing cold water up the straw and into the anus. If done correctly, your partner should feel an incredible cleansing sensation.

But, beware of the backflow!

My girlfriend doesn't let me penetrate her ass with my cock, but she's not opposed to "the water spout".

by ColReb January 5, 2010

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005