Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.

We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.

by Roscoe 'cockblocker' McGillis July 1, 2003

Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

spearmans wank correlation coefficient

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

by mcfinners February 20, 2011

Clam Spearing

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.

I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight

by Rodolphe May 18, 2005