Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan

“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”

by Asswithtits January 18, 2018

Spartan King

Someone who desires to appear or come off as dominant but in fact are really submissive.

Trinidadian “badman” typically have Spartan King in their instagram bios.

by Daniel of Le Bubaritos March 13, 2022

Spartan Dick

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.

Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.

by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013

Spartan Hole

An orifice in the human body that has been expanded to extraordinary dimensions, usually after it has been summarily destroyed by a fierce smashing or train. Similar in appearance to the giant hole used to kick the Persians down in the movie "300".

Did you hear about that train the swim team ran on that single mother? By the time it was Gary's turn, he said it was a real Spartan Hole.

by M. M. A. August 15, 2008

Spartan Slap

The act of slapping, moving your entire arm in a " slow motion" to seem as if you are in slow motion, when your palm is 5cm away from the subjects face, the speed increases so you slap them hard.
this creates the effect used in the movie 300.
it also looks funny

James: so yeah i was walking dow-
Sai: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Spartan slap)

by msholtishot October 1, 2009

Spartan Ski Club

The one and only real ski/snowboard club at MSU. Makes the slopes their bitch. Never allowed to stay in the same hotel/resort twice. Everybody knows who they are, and they mark their turf with their stickers which can be found all over the USA. Biggest (drinking) club on campus. Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.

"Hey, you hear about that cool MSU Snowboard Club?"
"No, I didn't!"
"Me neither lol those guys are fags. Lets go hit up the SSC tailgate."

"Hello, we'd like to reserve some rooms for our annual ski trip out west, we'd like the same rooms as last year."
"Of course, what was the name of your group?"
"The Spartan Ski Club"
*click

by symonsc1 November 28, 2012

Spartan Ski Club

The sexiest group of people known. All the female officers are unbelievably slutty, straight Jersey Turnpike. The word cum will be used in every email at least 3 times. If you see a finger dick at a party just give a good yank and move on. A place where Flip Cup is an Olympic sport. A group of people that aren’t afraid to start raw doggin’ some randoms. But most of all, it’s a GUARANTEED GOOD TIME!!!

"I got so fucking trashed last night, I wound up naked next to four hot bitches this morning. You gotta love a Spartan Ski Club party."
"I had a typical weekend with the rest of Spartan Ski Club. I don’t remember much, all I remember is that I was playing flip cup and then BOOM, I was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill."

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner November 29, 2012