poundin the snooch

meaning a finger fucking and getting hardcore and pound your hand in there vagina

hey dave i was just poundin the snooch.Yeah man hi five!

by the doogen October 2, 2009

K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.

"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching

by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021

Slaps Snooch

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.

I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010

Snooch to the Nooch

A exclamation used to convey that one is just kidding or not serious about the aforementioned remark, as so to not get one's ass kicked by a larger or stronger party.

I just fucked your mom in the poopie maker! Snooch to the Nooch! NEH!

Yo, I just made 39 on your girlfriend's list! Snooch to the Nooch!

by Matt O. May 11, 2006

snooch

The area where your penis and ball sack meet. Sometimes hairy. See also sac

Will kept me up all night complaining about how his snooch itches and pulling out his snooch hairs.

Snooch-licker.

by Ellison August 10, 2005

Snooch

(Pronoun.) When she smells like weed and Doritos ™.

Person: Oh my god! She smells like such a snooch.

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

Snooch

Snooch is pot. The word comes from the "Clerks" movies. Jay and Silent Bob: "Snoochie Boochie Hoochie Coochies!!!"

If all the drunks, tweakers, and junkies in the world stopped their shit and hit the snooch, we'd all be better off.

"Wanna hit some snooch and play 2K?"

by DudeFromEugene May 8, 2022