Smf

by Hammy-__- October 25, 2017

smf

"shake my fist." an expression of anger, outrage, and/or frustration, whether it be comical or serious.

"that mfer cut me off in traffic! smf!"

or

"stay off my lawn you no good whippersnappers! smf!"

or

"i hate you. smf."

by cuntsy March 13, 2010

Means: "sniff my fart".
A way to insult people to get your fart sniffed.

<Sickness> I hate you maZtah!
<maZtah> smf!

by maZtah June 27, 2006

"Dude, when I look a that car, I get a smf"
"Whats that?"
"Super mind fuck}, not like your ordinary mind fuck"

SMF - Scratch Mad Favorites Syndrome. A person who keeps disturbing his favorite person often through text messages, calls etc.

Clara: Peter !! Why do you send irritate me with your texts and repeated missed calls.
Peter: Babe, I am suffering from SMF Syndrome.

by Moulish_Punk March 9, 2014

My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf

by CriostoirHulme August 5, 2005

I'm a 49 year old SMF but not a MILF- I never had kids :-)).

by rigidbar May 22, 2010