Smatch is a combination of the words "Smash" & "Match". "Smash" is a term used for getting laid or getting the butt cheeks and "Match" is a term using for going 50/50 for weed or chronic. If you would like to get high and have sex after this is the perfect word!
by Richie.B, Luis.P January 3, 2011
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by hawhaw November 21, 2007
Get the smotch mug.1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
See also 38th parallel
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
See also 38th parallel
by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006
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by Robocop April 29, 2004
Get the smutch mug.Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
by Mikezilla2008 March 4, 2009
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by librariansfriend December 9, 2008
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