slork

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

by slorkerml123 December 19, 2008

Slorist

the combination between slore (slut and whore) and racist, sexist or even florist.

The woman who works at that store is such a slorist

by slore4lif3 May 2, 2011

Slorch

Primary: The Senior Leisure Porch

A place where seniors in high school can go to hang out or eat.
Alternative: Senior Learning Porch
Used when teachers are around, a place for seniors in high school to go and study or do homework.

Let’s go hang out on the slorch!
Yes teacher, we would like to go to the slorch to study.

by Seniorz September 26, 2019

Slore

A cross between a slut and a whore.

Diana is a real slore.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Slorntch

A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.

"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"

by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

Slorestatute

Slut, Whore, And Prostitute all together in one word.

That ho is a Slorestatute

by HernanO November 30, 2010