siamese dream

A man and woman (X&Y)loving in unison (an everlasting embrance) that spans time and existance.

"finishing each others sentences, thinking the same thoughts, sensing one anothers feelings, living through
one anothers desires (why does it have to be a siamese dream?!)"

by Starboy August 22, 2007

Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Simsexual

Adjective. Being attracted to only Sim characters.

"I am totally in love with Shane, my sim character. I'm so simsexual, haha!"

by HelloThereImAPotato October 2, 2016

Siamese French-Kiss

When two or more parties touch and rub their buttholes together. This is not only platonic, but extremely heterosexual as well.

Keithan: "I was cuddling in the bed of a Ford F150 with 36 of my closest homies, and we ended up all Siamese French-Kissing."

Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."

by Iva Smallsach December 16, 2021

Siamese Blunt

A crossjoint (two joints sharing a single point of intersection) as made famous by Saul Silver in the movie Pineapple Express.

Lets smoke the siamese blunt first, otherwise it's gonna break when I put it in my pocket.

by NOVIAN August 23, 2009

siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005

simesayin'

To agree with someone, short for "That's what I'm saying!"

Bill certainly is in a bad mood.... simesayin'

by fusnerhall September 9, 2009