Simile

A Comparison Of 2 Things By Using The Words ''As'' Or ''Like''.

Lily: I'm As Hungry As A Bear.
Mom: What Do You Mean?
Lily: It's A Simile.
Mom: Oh...

by Handle Here August 4, 2018

Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

sicilirican

a person of Sicilian and Puerto Rican decent

i'm not an italirican !!! i'm a sicilirican bitch!!

by siciliricankid July 3, 2011

sicilian reach around

When one is at a urinal taking a piss and someone comes up from behind you and cuts off your penis

I was taking a leak when this guy gave me the Sicilian reach around and now I am dickless

by denab818 September 12, 2014

Simcel

A simcel is a combination of the word simp and incel, the simcel possesses both the ability for and innate sense of misogyny, while simultaneously simping after women.

Shae: Terence is kinda a simcel though.
Tom: Yes! Especially for Zoe.

by BinaryBae March 23, 2020

Sicily

An autonomous region of Italy. Sicilians have a rich culture, with Greek, Arab, Spanish influence. They're a fiercely proud people and offer some of the best foods you'll ever eat. The women are beautiful and tough. Also the origin of the mafia.

You don't want to mess with them -- they're from Sicily.

by siciliani February 15, 2009