shystie

A person who is cheap, greedy, and/or selfish with what they have.

LISA - Can I get some gum?
DIANE - Hell No!
LISA - You soo damn shystie.

by LaLoka October 28, 2005

Shasty

Adjective describing things that are messed up or wrong

That Girls face is shasty.

by Wes Rivers August 6, 2004

Shystee

Someone who is Shitty and acts shady.

Damn that bitch is SHYSTEE and is gunna get her ass kicked damnit.

by Fuck you cunt. November 25, 2007

Shasty

The act of killings ones vibe
shasty can be a noun, verb, or adjective

Noun-Look at that shasty
Verb-Stop shasting me bob
Adjective-someone is shasty today

by the guywho invented shasty2014 January 10, 2014

shystie

trifflin'; fucked up

fuck that boy, he shystie as hell

by Baby D. October 6, 2004

Shasty

A person that mixes fake news and real news and conjures a Shasty Chronicles story to confuse the shit out of his co-workers.

Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."

by Slayer Rulez February 16, 2023

shystem

a shit system

the shystem just keeps fucking me over, man. first, they make things cost more, then they replace my landlord with a government official that just wants to keep putting the rent up. I can't even grow weed anymore, because they teleport flies into my grow room...

by somethingplex1 December 28, 2011