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Shite Hart Lane

Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.
"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"

"Why not? Another easy three points"

"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.

Arsenal fans in the away section
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
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shite bag

A wimp. A dastardly type. Common insult used in central Scotland circa 1980's. Now enjoying an overdue revival.
"You're a pure shite bag for not stapling your (bawbag) to your ankles"
by I Need A Jobby!! February 23, 2004
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Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)
Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

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Term used to describe someone who has fucking tragic banter.
Pete - "Where is Kirstie?"
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I've seen all of her stupid shiteos on youtube.
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the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
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