Shit my Cheeks

The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.

"Hot damn, I ate some taco bell last night and just shit my cheeks, I better go wipe!"

by Jakobe Bryant But better July 13, 2021

creeking shit

Creeking Shit: a situation screwed up beyond all recoginition. Also when a situation has already gone to hell and you can't find a way out.

By the time we did get to the base, it had already been blown to bits. I grabbed to walkie-talkie, "Major, we are defanitly creeking shit."

by kallisto July 31, 2008

popper cheeks shit

a very big spot that makes babies and makes you shit your4self

damm that a big popper cheeks shit and why does your ass smell like shit

by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020

popper cheeks shit

a very big spot that makes babies and makes you shit your4self

damm that a big popper cheeks shit and why does your ass smell like shit

by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020

Bones creak n' shit.

A casual phrase alluding to the fact that bones may creak, among other things; to be used in situations where an apathetic, nonchalant response may be called for. Meaning similar to that of "shit happens". Can also be used as its acronym.

1) Gingasnapz: They ran out of creamed spinach in the cafeteria!

WhiteCracka: Well you know, bones creak n' shit.

2) WhiteCracka: Damn...didn't finish my journal entry today.

Gingasnapz: BCAS man, BCAS.

by BlackPanthr September 12, 2011

cheeky lil shit

Daniel Howell

IM SORRY

Joe:That girl is just like Daniel Howell
Bob:Oh a cheeky lil shit!

by Wtfismylifeanymore June 3, 2018

shitcreek

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.

"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."

by word genie February 20, 2005