Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021
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When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
by R. Keefe November 30, 2005
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by km22 May 18, 2011
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Get the shaking in my boots mug."Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.
by AndrewJR May 22, 2006
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Past tense: shook the knuckles
Past tense: shook the knuckles
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