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Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.
Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.
by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018
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Shaft Torque

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
by DMonkage June 2, 2014
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Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.
We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.
by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019
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shatom

term used to describe the small 'shit-atoms' that are produced in the act of farting
2 or more shatoms bonded together is called a sholecule and a collection of sholecules, a sharticle.
olly: have you just dropped your guts again matty?
matty: yeah, can you smell it?
olly: of course i can, i've just breathed in a load of your shatoms!
by ollyderby February 26, 2008
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Steady Poop Shaft

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter
Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling
Jamie:”Me too”
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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sack or shaft

hugely entertaining game played in drinking establishments. competitors take it in turns to display a small area of their genitalia through their trouser flies. the watching crowd then have to make their choice as to whether it is penis or testicle that has been exposed.
Boredom began to creep in, so a game of sack or shaft was initiated and quickly cheered everybody up.
by brown nose May 16, 2006
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Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
by Kris Perry April 2, 2007
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