Extra Sensory Deception

Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.

I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!

by SkaWtT July 19, 2014

textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

by Nuju September 15, 2010

Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.

Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird

by hatred makesmefeelbetter July 22, 2022

Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

The inability of an individual to visually and specifically identify a fruit. Orbital sensory fruit dysphoria often occurs when and individual grew up in amd around Richlands, NC. This condition is most often associated with identifying dark colored fruits often confusing them with lighter colored fruits or light colored products made from the fruit.

Hey i see you are eating a peach. Umm, no you are mistaken this is a plum. Don't blame him for his mistake he suffers from Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

by PLUOT July 6, 2023

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011

Artificial Sensory Perception

Artificial Sensory Perception (ASP): the ability of an artificial intelligence system to perceive and respond to sensory input from its environment.

The robot was programmed with artificial sensory perception, allowing it to detect changes in temperature and react accordingly.

by Phieyl January 30, 2023

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022