JC Secrets

people with the intials J and C share a secret that no one else knows

not even a russian spy could solve the JC Secrets

by team JC September 10, 2010

six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

by Den' September 4, 2008

Chamber of Secrets

When you pop a chubby in class and have to "fight" off your trouser snake in the bathroom.

Mrs. Green, may I be excused. I've got a real Chamber of Secrets to explore.

by MrCreepyhands July 1, 2011

Jonas Secrets

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.

Jonas Secrets are amazing!

by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009

Jonas Secrets

An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.

Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?

by LaurenJT December 23, 2008

The Chamber of Secrets

A female restroom.

Bill, Jim, Tod, and Alyx waited, hiding behind a corner as brave Chad stealthily made in his way into the Chamber of Secrets to see what exactly made it such a welcoming place to share gossip, stories, rumors, and the like between the female species. When he got in there all he found was 4 stalls, 2 mirrors, 2 sinks, and a garbage can and was greatly flabbergasted as to how this place could be like an overcrowded grocery store given the right moment of time during the day.

by Knowledge Pool April 22, 2013