Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006

Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.

E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch

by iKielo1 February 2, 2009

Secret Nazi Treasure Train

A group sex act, wherein all participants don WW2 era (leather/latex/etc.) fetish clothing and/or Steam Punk inspired sex toys. There is a Fight Club/Vegas rule barring all involved from speaking about any activities to anyone who was not present.

Bob: Hey, Jim, you look worn out. Rough weekend?
Jim: I'm fine. Just not feeling well.
Sue, whispering to Jim: That was a great Secret Nazi Treasure Train we did up Saturday night. I still can't feel my nipples.
Jim: Shhhh!

fetish leather secret Nazi treasure train

by listopencil October 11, 2015

Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.

My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock

by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010

Secret Badass

An ordinary looking, seemingly average girl/guy you kind of know through friends or work. They hang out, seem amicable, but never really stand out in any particular way. You might even talk shit about how boring they are... until you find out they're a world class Spanish guitar player, NASA engineer, capoeira instructor and trendy nightclub owner, all while dating a Swedish supermodel.

"Hey, have you met Dave?"
"Dude, Dave sucks. The guy is like wallpaper."
"Yesterday he bicycle-kicked a beehive into a KKK meeting."
"HOLY SHIT."
"Yeah, he's a secret badass."

by chillgasm February 9, 2010

secret tickle time

Quandale dingles uncle will make you play this with him, or his mom

"well, i gotta go, mommy said its time for secret tickle time"

-Quandale dingle

by dbs3272globeabb November 4, 2022