Scurvy knave

Contemptible tricky dishonest man

Girl1: Everything seems to be nothing at all after what we've been through :(
Girl2: Scurvy knave!!

by tiarama June 09, 2017

Scurvy Check

When you are about to orgasm in the orifice of your choice on your passed out sex partner - double box their ears immediately following orgasm. If they still don't move or fail to respond in a positive manner, it is determined they have full blown scurvy.

Did you hear that he had to do a Scurvy Check?

by NTGcolorado August 02, 2011

fanfiction scurvy

The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).

So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?

by answer42 July 18, 2010

Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.

Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.

by Bigbuckferret August 27, 2008

Scurvy

the gullier version of swagger. The art of being on another level than anyone in your vicinity.

I'm so scurvy, I'm the reason your girl didn't come home last night.

You might have swagger but my scurvy overrides your entire lifestyle.

by Shamster November 20, 2008

scurvy vagina

A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.

Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!

by bajingoo September 21, 2007

scurvy pirate

when doing a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you're done. when she turns around, you gizz in her eye, causing her go "arr"

I was screwing Nicole in the butt and then gave her a scurvy pirate.

by SWED2136 December 28, 2009