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SCP Scientist

A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.

A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd

NTF Commander: All of them are

NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
by MassiveShibe March 6, 2022
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Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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Hand Scientist

Woman who is very skilled at the art of handy jobs.
Aw man, not only is Jessica good at giving brain, but she's also a hand scientist too. Not many woman can do that.
by urbanshrimp328 December 31, 2010
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Mariah The Scientist

Mariah Buckles, known professionally as Mariah the Scientist, is an American singer-songwriter from Atlanta, Georgia.
I've gotten into a new artist. Her name is Mariah The Scientist. You should check her out.
by indichotomy December 1, 2020
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Data Scientist

A desperate attempt to make "statistician" sound sexy.
Girl: What do you work with?
Statistician: I'm a data scientist
Statistician: Eh, ok.. See you later right?
by Hkan September 9, 2016
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Creation Scientist

Creationist supporters who promote Creationism (a.k.a Intelligent Design)as an alternative form of science.
Creationsim is not Science, but a form of philosphy.
"Those so called Creation Scientist at town meeting were just trying to covertly insert religion into our science text books" Bob said to his 10 year old son.
by ????^_^???? September 1, 2008
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wannabe scientist

Someone who gets on YouTube, watches space videos, then goes to the comment section to repeat what they just heard, so they can sound smarter than what they actually are. Usually skinny young adults that wear glasses and have an environment friendly bumper stick on the back of their vehicles.
Those wannabe scientists are on a roll tonight...
by Keithberns5 July 29, 2017
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