salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007

Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Salamonilla

When you refuse to eat a raw egg.

“Crackhead Mo eat this raw egg. I’ll give you a thousand dollars”
“I’m not gonna eat that egg!! That’s salamonilla!!”

by CMB1 February 13, 2021

Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

solemontis

Solemontis is the meaning of pulling the skin on the penis

I solemontised my foreskin

by chrollebolle December 13, 2016

salamonca

A very excited and hyped up individual that always runs from the cops for no reason whatsoever. A Salamonca normally pertains to very skinny and short individuals with a strong addiction to meth and other drugs. A Salamonca is known for its ability to scale sides of buildings with ease like Gollum and screech at the moon from rooftops like a Devil. Few Salamoncas have ever been really caught as they have no problems with pain. The only way to catch a Salamonca is to become a Salamonca.

The Salamoncas' history was begun in Patterson Ca.

Catch that Salmonca!

Patterson Devil! Salamonca is gone again!!!

by PPS_TEX March 29, 2017