donkey shlong 

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

donkey shlong by hoboman September 12, 2003

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

Shlong by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

shlong by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

Bong Shlong 

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Sholong 

A super huge Adrian Patrick Sized Penis.

Pecker is a small penis and sholong is a huge penis

Sholong by Agemiester September 22, 2012

shlong master 3000 

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

shlong master 3000 by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Shlong Burgler 

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009