A race of people whos country takes up 1/7 of the earths land and have vodka pouring from their household taps. If your drunk and think of something extremely stupid or ridiculous to be the first one to do - a russian has already done it.
"Watch out hes Russian!"
If you think that the joke "What do you call an attractive woman in Russia? a tourist." funny you are a sweaty potato and an anthony gillan and you can lick my sack because russian women are poon
If you think that the joke "What do you call an attractive woman in Russia? a tourist." funny you are a sweaty potato and an anthony gillan and you can lick my sack because russian women are poon
by Sovereign November 16, 2004
1.Has balls to say what he thinks.
2.Able to go to school and get good grades and at the same time at night, to party his ass off.
3.Smart
4.Who hates americans who doesnt know what russia is but the first ones to talk shit
2.Able to go to school and get good grades and at the same time at night, to party his ass off.
3.Smart
4.Who hates americans who doesnt know what russia is but the first ones to talk shit
by BOP March 11, 2004
1. A person from Russia.
A. Russian Girl - Hot petite sexy girls that love sex.
B. Russian Guy - Usually connected to the Russian mafia which is more powerful and scarier than the Italian mafia, dresses sometimes similar to an Italian but without the 'sisters pants', wears a leather jacket and has thick Gucci chains around neck. Also usually drives S class mercedes.
2. A really smart person. As in chess, math, rocket science, programming etc.
A. Russian Girl - Hot petite sexy girls that love sex.
B. Russian Guy - Usually connected to the Russian mafia which is more powerful and scarier than the Italian mafia, dresses sometimes similar to an Italian but without the 'sisters pants', wears a leather jacket and has thick Gucci chains around neck. Also usually drives S class mercedes.
2. A really smart person. As in chess, math, rocket science, programming etc.
by RU April 05, 2003
a definition on urbandictionary.com by a bunch of russian wannabes that spend their free time posting about something they only wish they could be.
russian4life and some more of these fagots
by D000der January 05, 2004
by Sesom November 30, 2006
If in the USA, an immigrant who drinks lots of vodka, wears flashy jewelery, fake leather jackets, curses at you in Russian during arguments, and (if male) generally has a crewcut. Typically spends 4 days a week drinking and 3 days a week hungover.
If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess.
If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.
If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess.
If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.
-"That Russian chick is stacked to high heaven!"
-"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."
-"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."
by corcan June 12, 2006
-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-guys have bad acne
-wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance
-buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt.....
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50.
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
-alla pugacheva.
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-guys have bad acne
-wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance
-buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt.....
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50.
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
-alla pugacheva.
Russian: blyat, i went to T.J Maxx and rip off...i paid 2 dolla fo that top...it has hole! they give me no discount nahuy!
by nyushenka November 21, 2006