A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
by Atticus Black May 16, 2009
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by SLK May 22, 2004
Get the rupert mug.Rupert is one of a kind, he is always the strongest and fastest and if you come across one, you know your future doesn’t look bright.
Collin: Ayo bro that dudes got a Rupert
Jordan: Dang I guess that peach cobbler ain’t the only thing to die for
Collin: dies*
Jordan: dies*
Jordan: Dang I guess that peach cobbler ain’t the only thing to die for
Collin: dies*
Jordan: dies*
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by c-walker December 19, 2011
Get the rupert mug.1. Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corp., which includes Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Sky Television, the Times of London and other major media outlets. 2. the puppet master of conservative America.
Q:Why are those ignorant people protesting the Islamic community center in lower Manhattan?
A: Because Uncle Rupert, via Fox, told them to do so. They are his sheeple.
A: Because Uncle Rupert, via Fox, told them to do so. They are his sheeple.
by Against propagandists October 13, 2010
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by Lise(Perrty Baby) April 9, 2005
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