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rupert

A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."
by Atticus Black May 16, 2009
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rupert

some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.
Yo, that dude rupert is gay!!
by SLK May 22, 2004
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RUPERT

Rupert is one of a kind, he is always the strongest and fastest and if you come across one, you know your future doesn’t look bright.
Collin: Ayo bro that dudes got a Rupert
Jordan: Dang I guess that peach cobbler ain’t the only thing to die for
Collin: dies*
Jordan: dies*
by Maple leaf lovers April 25, 2019
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rupert

"hey did you know that rupert is the christmas city of idaho"
by c-walker December 19, 2011
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Uncle Rupert

1. Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corp., which includes Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Sky Television, the Times of London and other major media outlets. 2. the puppet master of conservative America.
Q:Why are those ignorant people protesting the Islamic community center in lower Manhattan?

A: Because Uncle Rupert, via Fox, told them to do so. They are his sheeple.
by Against propagandists October 13, 2010
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rupert grint

THE hot, sexy Brit that's known to the world as Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter movies. Rupert Grint's known for his shyness, wicked shirts, the term "wicked", his beautiful smile, and cool sense of style in general. He has all of the girls going "Ooh Aah!"
by Lise(Perrty Baby) April 9, 2005
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