chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007

project runway

a hit, emmy nominated tv series on Bravo(soon to be featured on NBC) in which 15 fashion desingers take part in different fashion challenges, the person to perform the worst in each challenge will be eliminate until in the end three remain and face off with each of thier fashion line(representing them) on olympus fashion week, the winner wins a spread in elle magazine along with other prizes. it is basically an awesome show, it is so dramatic, funny, and simply exciting.

Beav: "Did you see project runway last night?"
Kid: "No, i was in the icu because i was in a state of a coma"
Beav: "Stupid kid you missed out on some crazy drama, jsut because you were about to die?"
kid: "sorry."
Beav: " NO...you deserve to die, sorry but it's the truth"

by Beaverly V. July 13, 2006

rusty runway

When you dont wipe your ass or chode area

My ass itches i got a rusty runway

by Hyperstrike June 11, 2006

overshoot the runway

the act of semen shooting beyond its intended target eg. a tissue held in the hand; esp. with more powerful than expected ejaculations.

Shit! Now I'm going to have to clean the floor since i overshot the runway.

Be careful not to overshoot the runway onto your laptop.

by Alabama Guy April 11, 2011

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

A homosexual person. i.e a fag

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

Chocolate Runway

The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.

"Last night Jason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"

by elitexero March 2, 2007

foaming the runway

copious ejaculate placed on any part of a females anatomy.
The volume is similar to the attempt to extinguish an airline jet fuel fire.

I pulled out and started foaming the runway.

by 40goingonfive March 28, 2008