RUMPLESTUMPKIN

A nickname, usually referring to a tiny puppy.

Hey, look at that little rumplestumpkin. He's the runt of the litter.

by krinlekrunkle July 20, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

rumpstache

The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.

She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.

by Killy Pistol January 15, 2008

Rumpety-tumpt

A word with matching hand action to describe the act of sexual intercourse.

They got up to a bit of *rumpety-tumpt* last night

by Jondco December 4, 2010

rumpastumpadoodle

A cockroach shaped person that eats a lot of peanut butter and is really annoying. Idiotic most times as well. They are really immature and gullible.

That weirdo rodrick is such a rumpastumpadoodle..

by 89@lel January 11, 2021

rumplestiltskin

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

by samstorm December 5, 2004