rule 81

A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.

This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.

Sienna sensed a definite rule 81 moment despite John's calculated diffidence.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 20, 2010

Rule 63

(Internet slang, fandom slang, informal) The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.

This kid likes Rule 63

by Oofbaby June 12, 2018

Rule 76

From wedding crashers:
No excuses. Play like a champion.

person a: no, i don't think i can make it
person b: hey man, rule 76. play like a champion!

by micphps January 2, 2009

Rule of cool

In short, the Rule of Cool states “The limit of the Willing Suspension Of Disbelief for a given element is directly proportional to its degree of coolness. Stated another way, all but the most pedantic of viewers will forgive liberties with reality so long as the result is wicked sweet and/or awesome.

In an RPG, the Rule of Cool means giving your players the chance to perform ridiculous stunts or bend the rules a little bit in the sake of an awesome scene.

by Mr.socks_ October 14, 2020

rule 14

Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.

Troll: omgasm wii is for kiddies and da 360 rules and u all sux!
Poster: Rule 14.

by Bobcasfd November 3, 2007

Rule 34

/ryool-thər'-tee-fohr/ n., pl. Rules 34 - The 34th rule of the Internet, which states that any object, character, or media franchise imaginable has porn associated with it. The only exception to this rule is outlined in Rule 35.

v., p.t. Rule 34'd - To make an object, character, or media franchise comply with Rule 34.

Rule 34 even applies to Magnemite.

In 10 years, the younger fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will discover that their favorite characters have been Rule 34'd.

by PikalaxALT August 19, 2011

Rule 16

Rule 16 states that there are no females on the internet - specifically in role-playing games and chat rooms.

Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen

Player 1: Did you check out Rocket Dog' profile? She is so hot, so I PM'd her and she is sexy cool!

Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!

Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!

by mtnmeister July 8, 2009