rubix cube

A child's toy that is a cube puzzle with 6 colors and rotating sides. Interestingly enough, Chuck Norris can eat and/or consume an unsolved Rubix Cube puzzle, and as it passes through his digestive tract becomes changed, and Chuck Norris therefore craps out the puzzle box solved.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and crap it out solved. By the way, he also eats rocks and shits lightning bolts; the digestive tract of Chuck Norris is a magnificent thing.

by Heero_Yuy July 5, 2007

Rubix Noob

Someone who plays with a rubix cube all day, even in class or in bed.

Jonathan Christie is such a rubix noob!

by mr. rubix September 24, 2010

rublox

when you can't spell roblox so you write rublox instead

guy1: hey wanna play rublox
guy2: it's roblox not rublox but anyway yeah sure
guy1: ok

i play rublox- i mean roblox oops

by some idiot on the internet February 1, 2021

rubix cube sex

sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.

girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night

friend: what?

girl: it was so boring i could have just lied there and solved a rubix cube

by packerella April 22, 2009

Reboxxed

A term you would use to describe something overhyped by someone or by the media in general, only to be average at best. You go in thinking it will be great from all the accolades only to be deflated by the anticipation of its greatness from the hype but in reality it fucking sucks!! You're left feeling FUCKED like the Reebox Pump Me Up Shoes endorsed by NBA players in the late 80's especially by Dee Brown, who use to Pump Up His Reebox basketball shoes to enable him to Jump Out Of the Gym, like the shoes had some Fucking Super Hero powers when you pump them up that make your fly as though you were Michael Jordan, in reality you're the same lame Ass who can't even touch the rim!

John is a Fucking Asshole He Reboxxed the Hell out of that movie, It ain't Shit!!!

by Zeke 1120 December 20, 2009

ruboton

A streamer who plays Destiny, and is kind of a jerk to their friends. They may also be a try hard player to a level of which is unhealthy.

That ruboton trys too hard at this game.

by ruboton December 17, 2016

ruoxi

She is a smart and sweet young lady who loves hummus and has a strange intolerance to bananas. There is an 80% chance the Ruoxi is Chinese and is really good at traditional Chinese dance. Everyone wants to be like Ruoxi.

I wish I was like Ruoxi....

by Ruoxi the sushi February 20, 2017