Louisiana Rub

The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.

Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!

by Shobhit August 21, 2013

rub it in

if someone rubs it in, they keep talking about something that makes you feel embarrassed or upset. I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in.

"I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in."

by Kempo September 21, 2007

Beer Rub

When you rub your belly (or someone else does it for you) while having a beer.

I gave myself a beer rub last night while enjoying a nice cold beer.

by The wordmaker June 14, 2014

En Rub

The Chinese/ English way to say "In love"

Honey, I so en rub with a you!

Baby, en rubing you more en more eeach eday

by cheeseman 2010 October 4, 2016

Los Feliz Foot Rub

The act of foot to genital stimulation. This will end in a sticky mess if done correctly. Alcohol is usually involved.

Savko just gave me a Los Feliz Foot Rub. I think she gave athletes cock if you know what I mean.

by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 9, 2009

chub rub

the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.

chub rub from long walks or physical activity

by jackmc3913 November 22, 2009

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 5, 2010