paper route

your job; the place where you make your money

"Where you goin so early?"
"My paper route, son."

"Why don't you ever go out anymore?"
"Man, I got fired from my paper route."

by mattacoustic316 April 12, 2008

routney

an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.

As bad as Kenny Rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.

by Yale 79er June 30, 2007

route 22

Running east to west through central New Jersey, it is probably one of the craziest highways you'll ever drive on. It's pretty much a highway mall because there are stores everywhere on it. Traffic comes from all directions and there are many traffic lights so you have to make sure to drive carefully. There is always something to do on 22.

"Wanna go bowling on Route 22?"
"Yeah and after that we can go to buy a boat down the road"

by MartyMcWiseguy November 16, 2014

Routine

An arbitrary word used by management officials to blur the lines of clarity when clearly losing an argument with an employee or an employee organization or when implementing something without a clear need to do so.

That issue isn't worth addressing. It doesn't happen routinely nor does it rise to the threshold of what we would consider routine.

by Ricky Road March 4, 2019

Mail route

When a girl has tattoos starting on her hip leading down.

If you don’t know where to go just follow her mail route to the box.

by Petro1 December 30, 2018

swag route

An alternate route in a Geometry Dash level that is usually short, makes the level HARDER instead of easier, and is very difficult to pull off. Is different from a secret way because a secret way usually makes the level free or easier, and can be quite long. Also a secret way is often mainly empty space while a swag route isn't.

I found a swag route in Deadlocked, click the second orb at the beginning super late and you can skip the first yellow jump pad.

by nlolhere July 14, 2021

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014