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Nuclear Roach

A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.
Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.

Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!
by transgirl2016 May 24, 2018
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roback

wow he is a roback
by shitfacceee January 8, 2009
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Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.
Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.
by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011
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Roachcock

Roachcockes are insects that pre-date dinosaurs and are said to have survived all 3 nuclear apocalypses (one of which killed the dinosaurs). They were originally discovered in the Philippines where they would often be mistaken for dates (the fruit) inside of rice cake. Roachcockes are not to be mistaken with cockroaches, these WILL bite you.
"Hey, is that a cockroach over there?"
"No, that's a roachcock because it's as big as an orange!"
by roachcock September 28, 2019
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Roach Man

That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.
"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."
by theroachman September 4, 2020
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Lawrenceburg Rorschach

When you have partied so hard you shit the bed in your sleep and roll around in it.
Thus creating shit stains that resemble ink blots.
I partied so hard last night when I woke up I had Lawrenceburg Rorschached all over the bed.
by thecrew0920 July 25, 2017
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glue on roach

glue on da roach bro
by huemingo May 22, 2020
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