Mug root beer

Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.

However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.

However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.

But here is a new solution,

Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?

MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.

by HellInferno March 4, 2022

Root beer throttle

When your dad’s 2 liter of diet A&W pins down the throttle and simultaneously lodges behind the brake, causing rapid acceleration. This makes for a real bad time.

Did you see that accident? Yeah... rumor has it he got root beer throttled.

by Hydration Addict April 24, 2020

root beer

1. Frothy and delicious soda made from the roots of some tree.

2. What minors tell adults they are drinking when they're hittin' the hard stuff, especially at family reunions.

1. I just drank a root beer, and it was great.

2. My Uncle: What are you kids drinkin' over there?
Me: Root beer. Its good stuff.
My Uncle: Yeah, whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days... I think I'm gonna go get a "root beer" myself.

by Al February 9, 2004

root beer

The best damn soda in the world!

Henry Weinhard's by favorite bottled root beer, A&W's my favorite canned root beer.

by Disillusioned Hippie October 2, 2005

root beer

Previously used in the pharmaceutical industry (much like Dr. Pepper), this delicious nectar now comes in nearly 300 flavors, and is microbrewed with nearly as much vigor as its alcholic cousin, pure beer. Root beer is so named due to it's ingredients, including berries, spices, and actual roots and stems from various plants.

IBC is possibly the finest, mass-produced root beer on the planet.

by Bill Grove December 8, 2003

root beer

The greatest of all american soft drinks, ageless, flavourful and full of moxie.

Root Beer is the only drink you can mix with Fleet Phospo saline laxative that will not make you gag.

by Henry Cline September 12, 2003

Cincinnati Root Beer Float

When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.

Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!

by greasy_jesus April 4, 2009