Roofie Rescue

You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.

Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.

You hit a dry patch, dude?
Fo' sho, looking to pull off a Roofie Rescue tonight.

by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010

rookies

a term used to address your room mates or potential room mates. can also be used to address your best friends. derived from an iPhone auto correction in which you try to type roomie

you guys are my rookies!

by m1990 November 2, 2010

rooftest

Throwing old junk off of the roof of a building, usually a frat house or office building.

John's old playstation didn't work anymore, so we rooftested that fucker.

by Cal July 19, 2003

roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.

Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.

by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017

Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008

roofie

n. Generic slang term used to describe any date-rape drug (GHB, Rohypnol or Ketamine for example).

He slipped a roofie in her drink and she passed out.

by sensible_summer August 5, 2005

roofie roulette

a joyous game in which 20+ shot glasses are filled with hard alcohol and placed on a lazy Susan or spinning table,in which 4 roofies are dropped,and each person playing takes shots at random to see who gets one.its a good idea to make sure most of your friends have cameras on them.
its fun for the whole family!

muttered in a sobbing voice "got im never playing roofie roulette again,i need to go to the doctor...."

by jesse lindsay January 12, 2008